Things I Have Learned Since Being Pregnant/Being a Mom:
Surgery and Anesthesia = Pain and Gas
I really like to scoop the litter box. It is relaxing.
What goes in is going to come out 99% of the time. And it won't be pretty.
I have said the words "I have been peed on".
I really, really like hot baths, Advil and hair dye.
When you are in the hospital, you can have all the Coke you can drink.