Baby poop, especially gree baby poop, smells BAD.
The pacifier is the most wonderful invention ever.
Ear plugs are the second most wonderful invention ever.
The saddest thing is that when he cries, he actually has tears now.
His first word is "Ah-goo."
He is a vampire - he HATES sunlight.
He can sense when you want to get on the eliptical machine. He "pretends" to be asleep and waits until you get on the machine and go for about 5 or 10 minutes. Then he "wakes up" and cries. He thinks this is a fun game.